Note: I have written this fanfic using the characters' original Japanese names. If you have a problem with that, here's a key. Musashi = Jessie, Kojiro = James, Satoshi = Ash, Kasumi = Misty, Takeshi = Brock, Yamato = Cassidy and Kosaburo = Butch. The last names of the brats are their real ones, but the ones for Musashi, Kojiro, Kosaburo and Yamato are made up because nobody knows what they really are! Okay. End of lecture. On with the show!

Disclaimer-I do not own Musashi, Kojiro, Brats, yada yada yada. This fic is v.violent. Also anyone who nicks my characters/made up pokemon will get their feet hacked off and shoved in their gob.

It all started when one evil little pokemon decided to have a bit of fun. She looked like an eevee but her fur was pink and the fur round her neck and at the tip of her tail was darker pink. She had a red jewel on her forehead. She muttered her name as she looked for potential victims, er I mean players. "Lurveon". She already had five players/victims for today's game-a 10 year old wannabe pokemon master, who's name happened to be Satoshi Ketchum, the carrot topped, water training gym leader of Cerulean City, who was, for some reason, named Kasumi Swimsuit, the rock headed, squinty eyed Pewter City gym leader who was, for reasons best known to himself, called Takeshi Squintyeyes and the two best/worst members of Rocket Gundan, best known as Musashi and Kojiro. She could see them approaching so she quickly sent out her love spells and vanished into the bushes.

"I don't believe we're lost again!" moaned the absurdly named Takeshi of Pewter City. "At least things can't get any worse! " came the annoying voice of Mr I Choose You, or, as you may be more accustomed to hearing, Satoshi.

"Famous last words, brat!" came the voice of probably one of the only people who could make things worse for the brats, that is the voice of the Emperor of evil, the ruler of trouble, the King of donuts, Kojiro of Rocket Gundan! (noticed that I'm a Kojiro fan yet?)

And coming from beside him, the voice of probably the only other person who could make things worse, the Queen of chaos, the... etc. That is Musashi, of course.

"Nanda kanda kilare tara!"

"Koake ageru ga yo no sasake!"

"That's it! I've had it with you two!" Yelled Satoshi, grabbing Kojiro' gun and aiming it at his head. "No Satoshi, don't! I love him!" yelled the carrot topped psyduck master, who had just been hit by a love spell.

"Get away! Kojiro is mine!" yelled Musashi, who may/may not have been hit by a love potion, and she punched Kasumi in the gob. Then they heard a voice.

"Prepare for trouble and make it double!" Everyone looked up to see Kosaburo and Yamato standing on a tree branch. They jumped down. Satoshi, who had just been hit by a love potion, ran up to her. "Yamato I love you! And he hugged her as though he'd never let go, but then her eyeballs fell out and rolled on the floor. "No! I'm doomed! Doomed to walk around looking like Takeshi for the rest of my life! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Then she shot herself.

Then Kosaburo spoke. "Satoshi. Thank you so much for releasing me from that..." Thankfully he stopped right there when he was shot by a drunk officer Jenny. "An' don' microwave my cat again, Growlithe." She began babbling incoherently until she was shot by Satoshi. "Hey! He was just about to increase my vocabulary!"

"Satoshi, calm down!"

"Pika pi!" Satoshi didn't answer. He was too caught up in the bloodshed to be bothered about anything else. "now for you, O donut king!"

"no! Kojiro!" yelled Kasumi and Musashi in unison. Takeshi spoke to Satoshi in a strange deep voice. "Satoshi. You will pay for what you haven't done yet. You will kill every one present here but Kojiro. His life will be ruined forever. Run now while there is still time! Ruuuuuunnnn..." Takeshi collapsed on the floor. The strange power was too much for him. He fell, dead. Satoshi hesitated, but only for a second. The day turned to night as Satoshi levelled Kojiro' gun. "Night night insignificant wretches!"

" No, Satoshi." It was the voice of Kojiro. He looked at Satoshi, his emerald eyes blazing with a kind of determination none of them had ever seen before. "This has to stop. You're not supposed to be evil. We are. Remember, Satoshi? You have to remember!"

Satoshi's finger tightened on the trigger. "You're just tryin' to save your own stinkin' butt!"

"Satoshi. You don't understand now. You can kill me. I don't matter. I'm only a Rocket Gundan member. You'll kill me now without a second thought. But one day you will realise what you've done. That's all I'm saying. The fire in his eyes was burning brighter than ever now. "I never knew he was so brave..." Kasumi began. "I know. He hasn't been like this since... since before we got the Pikachu job..." replied Musashi sadly. Pikachu jumped onto Kasumi's shoulder.

"OK, Kojiro, I'm giving you five seconds to scream and run away. 5... 4... 3... 2..." still Kojiro refused to break eye contact. "1!" BLAM! As Satoshi shot Musashi threw herself in front of Kojiro and the next thing he knew she was lying before him in a pool of blood. "YOU MONSTER!" yelled Kasumi, charging towards Satoshi, but Satoshi, the maniac had set the gun to explode, which it did, killing him, Kasumi, Nyase, and Pikachu instantly.

All alone, Kojiro stood up. A beam of silvery blue moonlight shone down on him like a spotlight and rose petals blew around his feet as he began to sing.

Blue moon

You left me standing alone

Without a dream in my heart

Without a love of my own

The wind blew his hair out behind him and a tear fell from his eye, glinting in the moonlight.

Blue moon...

The End

Loved it, hated it, think it's garbage cos your favourite character died? Email me at annastar7000@aol.com. Please, no flames.

Credits

Starring - Kojiro Jenisnoh

Co-star - Musashi Tallem

Kind Of Starring - Satoshi Ketchum

Only Just Starring - Kasumi Swimsuit and Takeshi Squintyeyes

Hardly Starring At All - Kosaburo Yockar and Yamato Hadirewir

Written by, Produced by, Directed by - Queen Jodicca

Watch out for the sequel, especially if you don't like the fact that they're almost all dead... It will probably be called Sunrise... I think...